Chicago River Runs Black, Blue, and Bubbly

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Ooh those boys made a mess out of the Visitor's Clubhouse on the Southside. I hope they left the attendants a nice tip.

Rather than hyperventilate over the possibility of Percy returning to the Rays' ALCS roster at the expense of our most fleet footed position player, let's have some fun.  Here we go...

You Write The Caption

My entry is the title of this post:
Chicago River Runs Black, Blue and Bubbly

C'mon. You can do much better.
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Prizes? This ain't no radio station.  We ain't got no stinkin' prizes.

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