Agents? We Don't Need No Stinking Agents

The current crop of unsigned big name Free Agents really should get together and make a demo tape. Strike out on their own. A little grass roots effort like the one that got Obama to the White House. Borass (oopsie daisy) and his cronies are taking way too long.  With the WBC peeling off platoons of players and so many unsigned FAs, Spring Training is gonna be a snooze unless we ink some contracts soon. Big League Stew is Following the Free Agent Frenzy.

Here's a little something from their gridiron friends to get the creative juices flowing process going.